This pizza blanket is so legit that you might get confused when you come home with the drunchies. We suggest ordering a slice (or ten!) on your way home from the party just in case. Your favorite pizza comes thin and crunchy with bits of bacon hidden in a thick layer of mozzarella. But your roommate craves thick and doughy pizza with hints of savory ham and sweet pineapple within the blend of provolone, mozzarella and parmesan. As the Spanish-speakers say, ¿Porque no los dos? Order both and wait patiently under your lifelike Pizza Blanket at home.

The ooey-gooey cheesy goodness that is pizza now graces the arms of your hand-me-down apartment couch to remind you that cheat day is every day. This Pizza Blanket will comfort you even if you fail that organic chemistry exam. Why? Because pizza is always there for you.